1. The laundry basket is piled high with dirty clothes and my husband didn't have any shorts to wear so he wore his bathing suit all day today (to Sam's, Walmart, Albertson's, church - basically all over town)!
2. Yesterday he showed me a pair of shorts that had a hole in the pocket and mentioned that his keys were falling through...I pointed him in the direction of the stapler. He said he had already tried that...I suggested hot glue.