Friday, June 01, 2007

I'm the worst wife ever!

1. The laundry basket is piled high with dirty clothes and my husband didn't have any shorts to wear so he wore his bathing suit all day today (to Sam's, Walmart, Albertson's, church - basically all over town)!

2. Yesterday he showed me a pair of shorts that had a hole in the pocket and mentioned that his keys were falling through...I pointed him in the direction of the stapler. He said he had already tried that...I suggested hot glue.


Anonymous said...

1. Dirty laundry everywhere--and even what is done is sitting on our communal closet--the couch. And probably will for the forseeable future.

2. We ran out of all of our dishes to eat our fast food off of the last night.....A) haven't cooked & B) haven't done dishes

3. There is enough dust in my house right now, I am thinking about collecting it and making myself a fake fur coat.

4. And last but not least, we have no groceries. Well, let me qualify that. We have bread, some cereal, and frozen burritos. Why the burritos? I have no idea.

To ashamed to sign. So just call me: Can't get it together

karen b said...

preston recently told me that his "swimsuit" is actually his boxer shorts. did he go to wal-mart in his underwear?!

Chef Preston said...

Karen, You should have seen the people's reaction at Walmart!